About Us

We are a highest-level security clearance organization founded on the principle that music is sacred and to honor the mystery of the cosmic connection between Neil Young and Lynyrd Skynyrd and to shelter our members from the powder and the finger. · We are dedicated to the advancement of extremely sensitive and secret stuff that exists solely in the minds of our members who have been left here to do the thinkin’ and are wonderin’ what to do. Any discussion of the meaning of Powderfinger – literally, figuratively, spiritually or otherwise – is strictly prohibited.

Membership is strictly limited to those currently invited, with certain unknown exceptions, and so as not to fade away too young with so much left undone, officers appoint themselves to their respective positions of authority and title. Any member who says: "Turn down the music" is automatically banned for life without appeal. In all instances of disagreement, disharmony, dispute, discord, drama or any other D-type word, the Drummer becomes the Supreme Being and makes all decisions for The Powderfinger Society without benefit of appeal from other members or former members.

Weekly meetings are mandatory and members may not be absent ever, except in the instance where there’s a white boat comin’ up the river, with a big red beacon, and a flag, and a man on the rail, in which case red means run, son, numbers add up to nothin’ or if there is a late night install in San Marcos in which case you better call John 'cause it don't look like they're here to deliver the mail.