We are a highest-level security clearance organization founded to honor the mystery of the cosmic connection between Neil Young and Lynyrd Skynyrd and to shelter our members from the powder and the finger. · We are dedicated to the advancement of extremely sensitive and secret stuff in the minds of our members who have been left here to do the thinkin’ and are wonderin’ what to do. Discussion of the meaning of Powderfinger – literally, figuratively, spiritually or otherwise – is strictly prohibited.
Membership is strictly limited to those currently invited, with certain unknown exceptions, and so as not to fade away too young with so much left undone, officers appoint themselves to their respective positions of authority and title.
Weekly meetings are mandatory and members may not be absent ever, except in the instance where there’s a white boat comin’ up the river, with a big red beacon, and a flag, and a man on the rail, in which case red means run, son, numbers add up to nothin’.
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